Logo

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:44

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I actually pay taxes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Stolen iPhones disabled by Apple's anti-theft tech after Los Angeles looting - TechSpot

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

I don’t buy bullshit

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Musk's Daring Gambit Has Managed to Do Something Remarkable: Alienate Democrats AND Republicans - futurism.com

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand how hurricane paths work

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I can count

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I can read

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I see through liars

I have a reading level above third grade

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising