What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:06
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : Thank you.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Sure.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
What do most wives fantasize about?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Tea ?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Why do some guys treat girls so badly?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
He : I'm 24.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?